You guys don’t get it, im crying over a fic and I just started reading WTF HELP
A shippers tale with fanfics
*writes down ship name, hits enter*
"Oh, this looks nice and funny"
*hits enter and starts reading*
"Omfg this is perfection*
*after 4hrs of reading*
”..wait. . What do you mean hospital. ..
"No.no.no YOU CANT"
"NO. I REFUSE. "
*continues to read knowing it’s going to end horrible wrong*
*tears pouring everywhere*
*main character dies, half the ship has sailed to the underworld, while the other half is mourning and grieving*
*and you’re left contemplating impaling because it’s less painful*
*closes the bloody laptop after thoroughly cursing angst stories and the devil and vow to never stumble upon angst, EVER*
*leaves for a few hours*
"oh look. This looks good"
*sees main character death warning*
*closes laptop and throws self out window*
Imagine Sirius and Remus finally telling James and Peter that they're together
James: Oh, we know
Sirius: What do you mean you know?
Peter: Mate, how could we not know? you bicker like an old married couple.
James: The map keep showing you together in broom cupboards
Peter: You're probably holding hands under the table right now